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[Elderly] Elderly Text Messaging
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ASL - Aspirin, Sedative, Laxative?
ATD - At the Doctor's.
BFF - Best Friends Funeral.
BRB - Big Red Blotches.
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth.
CBM - Covered by Medicare.
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center.
DWI - Driving While Incontinent.
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers.
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was.
FYI - Found Your Insulin.
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA - Got Heartburn Again.
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement.
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
IMO - Is Matlock On?
IOW - Is Oxygen Working?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out.
LMTB - Lost My Tennis Balls.
LOL - Living on Lipitor.
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On.
MYOB - Man You're Outta Breath.
OMMR - On My Massaging Recliner.
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder.
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA - When I Was Your Age.
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again.
WTP - Where's the Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil.
WWYNA - What Was Your Name Again?
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